My Dr. Cox Impression for Facebook Abusers of Good Taste

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I make this post in what my boys refer to as “Full Dr. Cox Mode”. If you don’t know who Dr. Perry Cox is, you can search YouTube for “Dr. Cox Rants” and get a load of one of the best characters to ever grace television.

But, let me get right on topic:

So here it goes Mary Catherine Rose Tiffany Amber Thiesson. When you DO put your silly little things on Facebook asking me to repost or reply to prove that I love any or all of the following: Jesus, America, puppies and kittens, mothers, fathers, grandparents, your kids, your grandkids, my kids or grandkids, and siblings of all kinds. Be assured it ain’t happening.

When you demand I agree with your politics, say that I hate cancer or any disease, OR if it is just to sooth your little narcissistic need to prove to you that I actually read your posts by begging me into liking or reposting your little Ego-Fest-Jump-Through-Those-Hoops-O’Rama, be very assured that I will not do that.

Not. Ever.

Or in the words of the aforementioned Perry Cox:

“Never; not in a million years; absolutely not; no way, Jose; no chance, Lance; niet; negatory; mm-mm; nuh-uh; oh-oh; and of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff — Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!… (wait for it……) **Splat**”

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