{"id":654,"date":"2017-01-19T07:00:48","date_gmt":"2017-01-19T13:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/staging2.butchrenfroe.com\/?p=654"},"modified":"2017-01-19T07:00:48","modified_gmt":"2017-01-19T13:00:48","slug":"the-renfroe-files-1982-worlds-fair-with-robert-elmo-the-wampus-cat-band","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/butchrenfroe.com\/index.php\/2017\/01\/19\/the-renfroe-files-1982-worlds-fair-with-robert-elmo-the-wampus-cat-band\/","title":{"rendered":"The Renfroe Files: 1982 World&#8217;s Fair With Robert, Elmo, &#038; The Wampus Cat Band"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Granted, it has been about 35 years ago as I type this, but somethings you don&#8217;t forget. \u00a0I remember you didn&#8217;t go to sleep around Robert Saunders and Elmo Irby. Which is why I did not sleep for about\u00a048-hours.<\/p>\n<p>Let me back up a little bit. \u00a0I was in my high school band. \u00a0Yeah, I was the kid who got talked into playing a baritone back in 6th grade instead of the much more portable trumpet as I had originally set out to play. \u00a0So\u00a0I was the guy who had to lug a good sized case on and off the bus until I could drive. At least I didn&#8217;t get talked into playing the tuba. \u00a0You clarinet and flute players had it made.<\/p>\n<p>During my Sophomore year in high school, we found out that the Wampus Cat Band had been selected to march in the 1982 World&#8217;s Fair in Knoxville, Tennessee. I think we sold candy bars as a fundraiser, but I am not for sure.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, in the summer of 1982, an unruly mob of teenagers, a few parents, and our just promoted band director Mickey Siler boarded a couple of chartered buses one muggy evening and set-out for an overnight drive to Knoxville. \u00a0We drove during the night I think because the folks in charge thought we might actually sleep during the trip if we drove at night. Thereby keeping the shenanigans\/noise level down. \u00a0Nice try.<\/p>\n<p>It was a pretty tight schedule, as I recall. We were to arrive at a FEMA styled trailer park where we would be housed then went off into the fair to wander about doing the rides, exhibits and attractions. \u00a0The first night was when I found out you did not go to sleep around Robert and Elmo. \u00a0As soon as I drifted off, cold water right in the face. Jerks. Nice.\u00a0Nod off again, ice down the underwear. Ok, I would show I could stay up as well. \u00a0And I did. \u00a0We marched the next day, then wandered around the park with me in an exhausted daze. \u00a0I think Gaylon Ross kept me awake when we would sit so I did not get left at the World&#8217;s Fair and miss the bus ride home.<\/p>\n<p>The plan, like the drive to the fair, was to load everyone on the buses in the evening for a ride back. \u00a0I remember sitting on a rock wall waiting to board the bus, when a parent approached me and ask if I felt okay. Apparently I looked kinda peeked. \u00a0I had been up for a long time, and honestly answered that I had felt better. Looking at me, I guess she thought I was nauseated, because she gives me a Dramamine.<\/p>\n<p>You know what happens when you give a Dramamine, which has drowsiness as a known side-effect, to an exhausted 16-year old? Well, I don&#8217;t either because I basically blacked out.<\/p>\n<p>When I say I do not remember getting on the bus, I am serious. \u00a0I don&#8217;t remember anything until we pulled into the Conway High parking lot early the next morning and to my perception, no time had passed at all! \u00a0It was like time-travel! I remember one fella saying they actually checked to see if I was alive, because I would not wake up when we stopped to eat.<\/p>\n<p>If I ever have to do a long road trip and I don&#8217;t have to drive, I might try that trick again. Better than flying! \u00a0But I still wouldn&#8217;t go to sleep around Robert or Elmo.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Granted, it has been about 35 years ago as I type this, but somethings you don&#8217;t forget. \u00a0I remember you didn&#8217;t go to sleep around Robert Saunders and Elmo Irby. Which is why I did not sleep for about\u00a048-hours. Let me back up a little bit. \u00a0I was in my high school band. \u00a0Yeah, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/butchrenfroe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/butchrenfroe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/butchrenfroe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/butchrenfroe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/butchrenfroe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/butchrenfroe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/butchrenfroe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/butchrenfroe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/butchrenfroe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}